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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted crot by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ porn (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes porn and memek declared the bokep woman an crot ‘actrice’, porn bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than bokep shriek porn like the rabid super-vixen in memek my porn Parisian bokep hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally memek on an occasional crot basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the crot conclusion of another memek study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ memek in bokeh order to encourage their partners over the finishing porn bokep line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was bokep like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek porn but can you bokep get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if crot your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman memek from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what memek you should be doing.’

bokeh Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

bokep In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy bokep during sex bokep – based on observation porn of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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